Oatmealy

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The gross, sticky mess you feel in your gut when you see someone you like, like they're trying to force feed you breakfast food.
I walked into the cafeteria and saw my crush eating oatmeal. My stomach felt like it was covered in syrup.
He texted me a photo of his bowl of oatmeal. I threw up in my math class.
I tried to ignore my crush at lunch, but my stomach turned to mush. I looked like a soggy pancake.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When your heart starts beating like a drum and your stomach feels like it's been puked on by a breakfast cereal commercial.
My crush said 'hi' in the hallway. My stomach felt like it was being stirred by a spoon.
I saw her eating oatmeal on Instagram. I felt like I had been dumped by a bowl of oatmeal.
She walked into the room, and my stomach turned to sludge. I looked like I had been hit by a milk carton.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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That weird, gloopie feeling in your tummy when you're around someone you like, like they're trying to feed you breakfast and you're too scared to say no.
She passed me in the hallway, and my stomach felt like it was covered in gloop. I looked like I was about to throw up.
He asked me to sit with him at lunch. I felt like my stomach was being drowned in oatmeal.
I saw her eating oatmeal. I felt like my stomach was being smushed by a bowl of mush.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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