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A monster born when a cookie got bit by a dog and then cursed by a chef.
My dog ate my cookie and now it's a monster.
That thing growled at me like it wanted to rip my face off.
I tried to eat it and it bit me back.
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What happens when a dog eats a cookie and then yells at you for being weak.
That dog looked at me like I had insulted its entire family.
I tried to feed it and it growled at me like I owed it money.
It barked at me so loud my ears started ringing.
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A cookie that turned into a dog because it didn't like the way it was baked.
It ran away from me like I was its worst enemy.
I tried to pet it and it bit me for no reason.
It howled at the moon like it had lost its best friend.