Oatmeal Raisin Depression

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A meltdown caused by the horror of thinking you’re eating cookies when you’re actually eating sad, raisin-filled oatmeal.

I bit into this cookie and it was like my soul died.

This isn’t chocolate chip. This is a punishment from God.

I ate three of these and now I regret my entire life.

The deep sorrow you feel when you realize your cookie is just a sad excuse for a treat.

This cookie is so sad it made me cry.

I thought I was getting a treat. I got a slap in the face.

I ate this and now I want to die.

A type of depression that hits you when you realize you’ve been eating cookies that are basically oatmeal with raisins for company.

I’m not crying. You’re crying.

These cookies are the reason I’m fat and sad.

I ate one and now I’m questioning my entire life.