Oatmeal Raisin Blues

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when you open a bar pack thinking it’s a feast, but it’s just oatmeal raisin and you want to scream into your cereal bowl

I thought this was a snack pack. It’s just oatmeal raisin. I’m crying in the kitchen.

I opened it like it was a treasure map. It’s just oatmeal raisin. My soul is dead.

I bought this for my dog. He looked at me like I betrayed him. It’s oatmeal raisin.

when you’re stuck with the worst bar in the bunch and you’re too lazy to complain

I have oatmeal raisin. I’m too tired to fight for my life.

I got stuck with oatmeal raisin. My brain is dead.

I tried to be cool and took the last bar. It was oatmeal raisin. I regret everything.

when you’re forced to eat something that tastes like your ex’s old lunch

This bar is like my ex’s lunch. I can’t even finish it.

I took a bite and it was like eating my old life back.

Oatmeal raisin tastes like a broken heart and a stale crumb.

when you’re stuck with the only bar left and it’s the one that makes you question your life choices

There’s only one bar left. It’s oatmeal raisin. I’m questioning my whole life.

I took the last bar. It’s oatmeal raisin. I might as well die now.

The only bar left is oatmeal raisin. I’m not even mad, I’m just sad.

when you’re left with the worst bar and you’re too tired to do anything about it

I’m too tired to fight for better bars. I have oatmeal raisin. Life is hard.

I got stuck with oatmeal raisin. I’m too tired to even feel mad.

I took the last bar. It’s oatmeal raisin. I’m just going to sleep now.

when you have to eat something that’s the opposite of a snack and you’re just going to cry about it

This is not a snack. This is a punishment. I’m crying in the snack aisle.

I ate oatmeal raisin. It’s not a snack, it’s a slap in the face.

I opened the bar. It was oatmeal raisin. I’m just going to cry now.