oatmeal pie face

You look like you tried to eat a whole pie and then fell into a bowl of oatmeal.

Your face is so bad, it's like a food fight happened in your skin.

You look like you got kicked by a pie and then drowned in oatmeal.

Your face is like a broken toaster trying to make toast.

You look like you got dumped by a pie and then stepped on by oatmeal.

Your face is so sad, it could make a bowl of cereal start crying.

Your face is like a failed experiment in a bakery lab.

You look like you got hit by a pie and then stepped in oatmeal.

Your face is so bad, it could make a pie run away and a baker swear off breakfast.