Oatmeal on her shirt

My sister threw her bowl at the wall and now she's walking around like she's a rockstar.

That girl ate breakfast in her shirt and now she's flexing like she won the Nobel Prize.

She poured oatmeal on her shirt and then called me a failure for not noticing it first.

She spilled oatmeal on her shirt and now she's telling everyone she's a champion.

That girl got oatmeal on her shirt and now she's saying it's the best thing ever.

She wore oatmeal on her shirt like it was a crown and now she's ruling the hallway.

She got oatmeal on her shirt and now she's saying everyone else is a mess.

That girl spilled oatmeal on her shirt and now she's calling me a loser.

She had oatmeal on her shirt and still thinks she's the most important person in the room.