oatmeal maccroni

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A breakfast so bad it makes your dog cry and run away
My mom made oatmeal maccroni for breakfast. I threw up in the sink.
I ate oatmeal maccroni and now my tongue tastes like regret.
My friend tried oatmeal maccroni and now he only eats cereal for breakfast.
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The breakfast of people who don't like themselves
I got oatmeal maccroni for lunch. I wish I was dead.
My brother eats oatmeal maccroni every day. He must be a sad person.
I had to eat oatmeal maccroni for breakfast. My life is over.
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A breakfast so bad it should be banned from Earth
Oatmeal maccroni is the reason I failed math.
I ate oatmeal maccroni and now I hate my life.
My teacher made us eat oatmeal maccroni. I almost cried.
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