Oatmeal Face

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A way to call your lover a dried-up prune after you're done using them

You: 'I'm not going to your house again.' Them: 'You said that after our first date.'

At the grocery store: 'You look like a raccoon ate your face.' Them: 'You look like you slept in a cereal box.'

Text from your ex: 'You're so gross I could eat you for breakfast.'

A nickname for someone who looks like they’ve been living in a bowl of old oatmeal and regretting it

At the gym: 'Hey, you look like a bowl of oatmeal that got left out in the sun.'

Text from your mom: 'Why do you look like you've been eating breakfast for dinner? You're a disgrace.'

On Instagram: 'This guy’s face is so bad I could make a new brand of cereal out of it.'