Oatmeal Creme Pie

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Puking in a snatch after getting dicked, then smushing your lips together like you're trying to eat a greasy Oatmeal Creme Pie.
She threw up in my snatch and said it tasted like a stale snack.
After he came in her, she puked and looked like a snack box.
He called it breakfast for the soul, but it was more like lunch for the guts.
2
Cutting up a creme pie and shoving it in a butt with a pair of scissors.
She cut up a pie and put it in her butt with a pair of scissors.
He used a pair of scissors to cut up a snack and shoved it in her butt.
They used scissors to cut the pie and then stuck it up her backside.
3
Getting head while pooping, then peeing in the toilet, and stuffing the person’s head in the water and flushing it.
He got head while pooping and then flushed her head down the toilet.
She was eating poop and got head while peeing in the toilet.
He stuck her head in the toilet and flushed it like it was a snack.
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Having sex in the morning while you're just waking up, like you're in a fantasy world.
She woke up and had sex like it was a dream.
He woke up and started making love in the morning.
They had sex in the morning like it was a fantasy.
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