Oatmeal Cream Pie

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When you creampie a girl, yank out, and fling a handful of oatmeal right on her face like you’re trying to erase the crime.
I gave her a creampie and then threw oatmeal in her face like she was a mess.
He pulled out and threw oatmeal on her like it was a punishment.
After the creampie, he threw oatmeal at her face like she owed him money.
2
When you take a dump, wipe your butt, and then take another dump like you forgot the first one was a thing.
I took a shit, wiped, and took another one like I was a dog.
He pooped, wiped, and pooped again like it was a contest.
She took a dump, wiped, and then did it again like it was a habit.
3
When your drunk girlfriend deepthroats you and then pukes on your dick, and you cum all over her face like you’re celebrating a victory.
She deepthroated me, puked on my dick, and I cumed on her face like I won the game.
He got deepthroated, puked on his dick, and cumed all over her face like it was a party.
My girlfriend puked on my cock and I cumed on her face like it was a surprise.
4
When two brown guys and one white guy all gang up on a girl and take turns using her like a buffet.
Two Latinos and a white guy all used her like it was a buffet.
He got used by two brown guys and a white guy like it was a free meal.
Three guys used her like it was a three-course meal.
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When a guy cums so much in a girl’s vagina that it’s like he’s left over food and it leaks out like it’s a mess.
He cumed so much in her that it leaked out like it was a spill.
He cumed in her so much it overflowed like it was a flood.
He cumed in her so hard, it just poured out like it was a waterfall.
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When a guy titie fucks a girl, then cums and poops between her tits, making a mess like it was an oatmeal cream pie.
He titie fucked her, cumed, and pooped between her tits like it was a disaster.
He titie fucked her, then shat between her tits like it was a mess.
He did a titie fuck, cumed, and then pooped between her tits like it was a combo meal.
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When you bang a ugly girl, pull out, skeet on her face, and puke on top like you’re punishing her for being ugly.
I banged her, pulled out, and puked on her face like she was a crime.
He pulled out, skeeted on her face, and puked on top like it was a punishment.
She was so ugly, I pulled out, skeeted, and puked on her like it was a final judgment.
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