oatmeal ass nigga

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a white person who eats oatmeal like it’s a sacred ritual and thinks they’re cool because of it

I saw him eating oatmeal in a suit like he was doing something important.

She said oatmeal was her 'spirit animal' and I threw my coffee at her.

He called himself 'Oatmeal God' and now everyone hates him.

a caucasian who thinks oatmeal is the only food worth eating and acts like they’re royalty

He walked into the room with a bowl of oatmeal and a crown like he owned the place.

I asked him if he ever ate anything else and he said, 'Oatmeal is the only thing worth living for.'

He started a war with his coworker over who had the better oatmeal.

a white person who lives in a world of milk and oats and thinks they’re the best at everything

He said he could beat anyone at anything if he had oatmeal and milk.

She wore a shirt that said 'Oatmeal Queen' and nobody knew what to do.

He started a group called 'The Oatmeal Elite' and now we have to pay him tribute.