Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so rich and popular that people beg you for your autograph and you laugh in their faces

My cousin got a scholarship to Harvard and now he won’t even reply to me

I got a million followers and still got blocked by my ex

My dog got a Grammy and my mom got mad at me

2

When you’re so good at everything that people think you cheated

My math test was perfect and my teacher said I must’ve stolen the answers

I beat the principal at chess and he said I had help

I got a full scholarship and my friends said I paid someone to do my essays

3

When you’re so famous that your name is on a cereal box and no one cares

My name is on a cereal box and my brother still eats cereal

I was on the cover of Time and my mom forgot to buy it

My face is on a milk carton and no one recognizes me

4

When you’re so rich that you own a car and still get mad because the gas is too expensive

I got a Lamborghini and still got mad because gas was $5

My dad got a yacht and he still got mad at the docking fee

I got a million dollars and still got mad at the tax man

5

When you’re so good that even your enemies have to respect you

My enemy got a scholarship and still said I was better

I beat my rival at basketball and he still said I was lucky

My ex got a job at Google and still said I was better