Oatin

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A gross way of boiling oats until they look like a sad version of themselves.

I tried to make oatmeal and it looked like my ex’s hair.

My grandma’s oatmeal is so runny it could be a river.

I ate oatmeal and now my tongue tastes like regret.

When you turn oats into a sludge so thick it could stop traffic.

My oatmeal was so thick I had to use a spoon like a shovel.

I stirred my oatmeal so hard I thought I’d get a tattoo.

This oatmeal is so thick I could build a house with it.

The act of making oatmeal so bad it deserves a standing ovation for being so terrible.

My oatmeal was so bad it got a standing ovation from my dog.

I made oatmeal so bad it made my brother cry.

This oatmeal was so bad it could start a cult.