oatile

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Oatile is a holy mess she’s sweet as hell but also a psycho she loves you more than you love her and she’ll tear your heart out if you leave her she’s a walking disaster but she’s got guts and she’ll die for you

Oatile texted me at 2 am crying because I broke up with her

She tried to talk me out of moving to another state by saying she’d follow me and live in a ditch

She told my ex she’d punch him if he came near me again

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Oatile is a meathead with a brain the size of a watermelon he’s all about snacks and he’ll flirt with your girl in front of you and laugh in your face he’s a loudmouth but he’s got a good heart

Oatile ate my whole pizza and then asked me to split the bill

He texted my girl and said I was ‘a sad loser’

He tried to teach my dog how to eat a whole cake and it exploded

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Oatile is a music lover with a soft heart he sticks by the people who stick by him and he’s got a crush on one girl and he won’t look at anyone else he’s got a soul and he’s got a crush

Oatile played guitar for my crush and she cried

He sang me a song when I broke up with him

He stayed up all night writing a song for the girl he likes

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Oatile is just a stupid fruit it’s not even a good fruit it’s the worst fruit ever it’s like a cherry that forgot how to be a fruit

Oatile tried to make a fruit salad and it looked like a science experiment

He brought me a fruit for my birthday and it was just a weird orange

He tried to eat it and it made him burp

by Slangipedia 5h ago