oatest

My breakfast is so boring I could’ve slept through it.

This cereal is like eating a nap.

I don’t even need coffee anymore, this is so meh.

This oat is like watching your favorite show and it ends.

I’d rather eat dirt than this.

It’s like the food version of a bad pun.

This oat is why I gave up on breakfast.

I’m not sad, I’m just oat-stressed.

If this is the best you got, I’m out.