oatbag

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The lunch you get when you work your ass off and only get paid enough to buy a sandwich and a drink before you’re back at it again.

My boss gives me an oatbag every Friday. It’s just a bag of oats and a soda. I live off that and my dreams.

I got paid $200 last month. That’s my oatbag. I eat it, then I go back to work.

Oatbag is the only thing keeping me from quitting my job. I just need one more bag of oats to make it through the week.

Getting six breaks in a row in a frisbee game and acting like you’re the best player ever.

I scored six breaks in a row. My team was like, 'He’s the oatbag of ultimate frisbee.'

My opponent got six breaks. I called him an oatbag. He got mad and dropped the disc.

I ate an oatbag after getting six breaks. I had to. I was so proud.

The paycheck you get for doing the worst job ever, and it’s just enough to get you to the next paycheck.

My job is the worst. I get an oatbag every week. It’s just enough to get me to the next one.

I got paid $250. That’s my oatbag. I eat it and go back to work.

If I didn’t get an oatbag, I would’ve quit. I’m just surviving.

A duecebag, a hick, and sometimes a fat guy all hanging out and doing stupid stuff.

My friend is a duecebag, and he hangs out with a hick and a fat guy. It’s like an oatbag party.

I saw a duecebag, a hick, and a fat guy at the store. They were buying oatbags.

A duecebag, a hick, and a fat guy walked into a bar. The bar said, 'That’s an oatbag.'

Throwing up into a vagina, and it’s the worst thing you’ve ever done.

I threw up in my girlfriend’s vagina. She called me an oatbag. I didn’t know what that meant.

My friend threw up into a vagina. He got called an oatbag. He didn’t know why.

I was sick and threw up into a vagina. That was my oatbag. It was the worst.