Oat Sack

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A giant flappy collar that looks like it was stolen from a cow and tied around your neck like a punishment.
My aunt’s Oat Sack looks like it was made from a horse’s blanket and a bad decision.
He tried to wear the Oat Sack to the party and looked like he was dressed by a confused farmer.
That Oat Sack is so big it could hide a raccoon and still look cool.
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A piece of clothing that makes you look like you’re wearing a pillow and it’s mad at you.
Her Oat Sack is so big it could double as a sleeping bag for a toddler.
He wore the Oat Sack to the gym and it looked like he was carrying a loaf of bread.
That Oat Sack is like a sock for your face and it’s judging you.
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A collar so big it looks like it was made by someone who hates your neck and wants it to suffer.
Her Oat Sack is bigger than her kids and it’s still not satisfied.
He wore the Oat Sack to the bar and it looked like it was about to throw a punch.
That Oat Sack is like a prison for your neck and it’s holding a grudge.
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