oat pocket

He said he was helping me out by stealing my girl. I said I'd help him out by stealing his teeth.

My ex said oat pocket was a 'kind soul.' I said he was a 'kind thief.'

I told oat pocket my girl was like a snack. He said I was the snack and he was the thief.

Oat pocket wore my girl like a hat. I wore a hat and said 'take that.'

He stole my girl and wore her like she was a pair of pants. I wore a pants and said 'take that.'

He had my girl on his head like a crown. I had a crown on my head and said 'take that.'

He took my girl and said she was worth double. I said he was worth half.

He tried to sell my girl back. I said I'd sell him back for free.

He took my girl, gave her a makeover, and said she was worth ten times more. I said he was worth zero.