oat muffin

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The sad excuse for a breakfast that Elijah says he eats every morning like it's his last meal.

Elijah: 'I’m just having an oat muffin.'

Elijah: 'This oat muffin is the only thing keeping me alive.'

Elijah: 'If I don’t eat an oat muffin, I’ll die.'

What Elijah calls his food when he’s too lazy to make something that doesn’t taste like cardboard.

Elijah: 'It’s just an oat muffin. Don’t make a big deal out of it.'

Elijah: 'I didn’t even put real oats in this oat muffin.'

Elijah: 'This oat muffin is a disgrace.'

The only meal Elijah knows how to make, and he still messes it up.

Elijah: 'I made an oat muffin. It’s… okay.'

Elijah: 'This oat muffin is the best I could do.'

Elijah: 'I tried to make an oat muffin. It’s now a mystery.'