Oat boys

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Oat boys are the tiny pieces of oatmeal that make up a full bowl. If you're eating oatmeal and you're just one guy, you're not an oat boy. You're a sad, lonely piece of crap.

My bowl of oatmeal is like a gang. I'm the leader. The oat boys are my soldiers. They're all little and stupid.

If you're eating oatmeal and you're not a crowd, you're just a weirdo with a spoon.

I'm not an oat boy. I'm the whole damn box. The rest are just scraps.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

An oat boy is a tiny piece of oatmeal that's not worth your time. You're the full bowl. They're just little scraps that don't know their place.

I'm not an oat boy. I'm the whole damn breakfast. They're just the leftovers from my greatness.

If you're an oat boy, you're not even trying. You're just floating around in a bowl like a dumb piece of cereal.

I eat oatmeal and I'm not a little scrap. I'm a full meal. You're just the crumbs.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oat boys are the little guys who make up a big bowl. You're the full meal. They're just the tiny pieces that don't know how to be loud.

I'm not a little piece. I'm the whole bowl. You're just the tiny scraps that don't know their place.

Oat boys are like the little guys in the class. They're not the teacher. They're just the kids who sit in the back and don't say anything.

If you're an oat boy, you're just a tiny part of a big breakfast. I'm the whole damn thing.

by Slangipedia 7d ago