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Imagine eating a moldy sandwich soaked in toilet water and bleach while watching a 10-hour furry vore loop for 5 years straight. Then add some chavs who steal your lunch money and some retards who think the letter G is the end of the alphabet.

I tried to eat that sandwich and it made me cry. I’ve never been so ashamed.

That vore loop was so bad I started laughing until I threw up.

The chavs took my last sandwich and threatened to stab me with a fork.

by Slangipedia 11h ago

It's like being forced to swallow a stinky horse sperm smoothie made with a moldy sandwich and homeless guy's pee, while watching furry videos for 5 years and counting to G in a group of retards.

I tried to drink that smoothie and it came out my nose.

I watched furry videos for 5 years and I still don’t get it.

The retards couldn’t even count past G. They said G is the best letter.

by Slangipedia 11h ago

It's like being trapped in a sandwich made of rotting ham, pee, and horse jizz, while watching furry videos for 5 years and getting threatened by chavs who steal your food and retards who think G is the end of the alphabet.

That sandwich was so bad I threw it at my teacher.

I watched furry videos for 5 years and I'm still not done.

The chavs stole my lunch and said I looked like a sandwich.

by Slangipedia 11h ago