oasis academy enfield

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A rat-filled dump of a school in North London where the teachers are more obsessed with your socks than your brain. Everyone’s a fake loudmouth and no one gives a crap about learning.

My teacher gave me a detention for wearing the wrong pants. I got 2000 points for being cool.

My friend failed math but passed drama because he cried on stage.

The principal called us ‘students’ but we’re just a bunch of animals.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

A school full of posers and teachers who think your hair color is more important than your brain. It's like a prison but with worse rules and more fake friends.

I got a warning for talking during math. I got 1000 points for talking during lunch.

My friend lied about being a rapper and now he’s the school’s official fake rapper.

The teachers think my spelling is worse than my personality.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

A school where the only thing you learn is how to be annoying. Teachers hate you and your friends are just a bunch of fake loudmouths who think they're cool.

I got detention for being too cool. My friend got detention for not being cool enough.

My teacher said I was ‘disrespectful’ for asking why we had to do the same test twice.

The principal called me ‘disruptive’ for being alive.

by Slangipedia 9h ago