Oasis Academy Coulsdon

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A piece of crap school in old Coulsdon. It’s filled with the worst kind of losers. The only good thing about it is the best places to skip class. Everyone is a backstabber and no one likes anyone.

I’d rather get stabbed than go to Oasis Academy Coulsdon again.

That school is like a prison for people who hate each other.

I bunked class there so much, I got a degree in being a lazy bastard.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A total waste of time in old Coulsdon. It's full of people who are the worst at everything. The school is famous for the best hiding spots. Everyone is a snake and the only thing they know how to do is complain.

That school is so bad, I had to leave my brain behind.

I bunked so much there, I should get a medal.

The worst part of that school is the people who are even worse than the teachers.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A crummy school in old Coulsdon. It’s full of people who are the worst at life. The school is well known for the best places to sneak out. Everyone is a snake and no one ever shuts up.

I could’ve been a billionaire if I didn’t go to Oasis Academy Coulsdon.

That school is like a horror movie with real people.

I bunked so much, I got a job at the school as a teacher.

by Slangipedia 8d ago