Oarfish Refund

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When you hand out a tiny refund on Etsy just to shut up rich American bitches who think they're fancy

I’m giving you $3 back because you’re too lazy to complain properly.

You’re getting $2 because I’m too busy to deal with your drama.

Partial refund, you snob. I’ve got better things to do than listen to your whining.

When you throw a slapdash refund at Etsy customers just to avoid getting yelled at by entitled posers

$5 back, that’s my final offer. Don’t make me regret it.

You’re getting $4 because I’m tired of your nonsense.

I’m giving you $3.50. Don’t even think about arguing.

When you give a half-ass refund on Etsy just to keep the first world snobs from screaming in your ear

$2.50 back. That’s the most I’m giving you, snob.

You’re getting $3 because I feel like it.

I’m giving you $2. Don’t make me regret it.