oaresu

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 4h ago · 3 definitions

1
Oaresu is a guy who turns any party into a disaster. He shows up and everything gets louder and more chaotic. He smiles like he just won the lottery and everyone else got stuck with the bill.
At the birthday bash, Oaresu showed up and started a dance-off in the middle of the pizza buffet.
He laughed so loud during the movie that the theater staff came to check if the speakers were broken.
He texted me at 2 a. m. with a picture of his dog wearing a party hat and said, 'This is the best party ever.'
2
Oaresu is a guy who thinks he’s the most handsome person ever. He talks to everyone like they’re his best friend and nobody else matters. He’s got the brain of a genius and the ego of a donkey.
He walked into the class and said, 'I know everyone here. I’ve seen all of you in my dreams.'
He told the teacher he could solve the problem before she even explained it.
He sent me a DM saying, 'You’re lucky I’m not your boyfriend. I could have you wrapped around my finger.'
3
Oaresu is a guy who thinks he’s the center of the universe. He shows up and everyone else becomes background noise. He’s got a smile that could make a saint blush and a brain that could outthink a robot.
He showed up at the game and said, 'I’m playing for both teams.'
He solved the math test before the teacher even handed it out.
He walked into the restaurant and said, 'I own this place. I just forgot to tell you.'
xs