oarerata

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A holy mess of a girl who thinks God is her bestie and you’re her worst enemy.

"God loves us? More like God loves me and hates you," she said while eating my last slice of pizza.

She prayed to God during lunch so she could skip math.

She called God on her phone during my DMs and hung up on me.

A girl who talks to God like he’s her ex and still sends him love letters.

She sent God a text: "You broke my heart, but I still love you."

She cried during lunch because God didn’t answer her prayer.

She tried to pray during my presentation and got distracted by a squirrel.

A girl who thinks she’s a saint but is actually just a very loud version of a regular girl.

She yelled at God during math class and got detention.

She said she could talk to God and he’d answer back in 3 seconds.

She told me God loves her, but I think he just loves her pizza.

A girl who thinks she’s chosen by God, but she just got a bad haircut.

She said God told her to dye her hair pink and now it looks like a neon traffic cone.

She prayed to God so she could skip gym, but he just gave her a bad haircut.

She told God she was going to be famous, but he only gave her a bad haircut.

A girl who thinks she’s a miracle, but she just has a loud voice and a bad diet.

She told God she was going to be a singer, but she just screamed into a microphone.

She prayed for a better lunch and got a sandwich that looked like a science experiment.

She said God loves her, but I think he just loves her loud voice.

A girl who talks to God like he’s her therapist and still doesn’t know why she’s sad.

She told God she was sad and he just said, "I know."

She cried in the hallway because God didn’t give her a good grade.

She called God during lunch and got a voicemail that said, "I’m busy."