Oarena

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the most attractive motherfucker in the whole damn universe
I saw Oarena in the mall and my heart stopped. I got slapped by my mom for staring too long.
My cousin tried to flirt with Oarena and got ignored. He now lives in a dumpster.
My dog saw Oarena and ran in circles like a maniac. I think he got a crush.
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the king of all sexy people, and he knows it
Oarena walked into class and the whole school turned to look. I didn’t even care about math anymore.
My friend tried to text Oarena and got blocked. He now texts 'I love you' to every stranger.
I tried to copy Oarena’s homework and got a 100. I didn’t even do the work.
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the most beautiful man alive, and he’s probably gonna laugh at you
I saw Oarena in the grocery store and bought all the snacks just to get closer to him.
My teacher asked me to stop staring at Oarena. I now have detention for life.
I tried to sing a love song to Oarena. He laughed so hard he got kicked out of the restaurant.
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