Oaragraph

My teacher made me read an oaragraph that was longer than my mom's rants on Saturday mornings.

That essay was one oaragraph. I nearly fell asleep mid-sentence.

He wrote an oaragraph about his cat’s hairball problems. It was legendary.

The oaragraph about why toast always lands butter-side down made me question my entire life.

That history test had one oaragraph. I read it twice. I still didn’t get it.

My friend wrote an oaragraph about his pizza. It had 78 sentences. I ate the pizza.

The oaragraph in my English homework had me crying. I thought I was going to die from all the commas.

That science report was one oaragraph. I think I read it in my sleep.

The oaragraph about why clouds float was longer than my summer vacation.