Oar Grabber

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A sea-dwelling coward who yells like a banshee when a wave hits harder than their mom's cooking.

I saw my cousin turn into a human scream machine when the boat hit a tiny bump.

My uncle shouted 'I'm gonna die!' because a seagull flew too close to his sandwich.

She dropped the oar and cried like she’d lost her firstborn when the boat wobbled.

A guy who thinks a puddle is the ocean and starts yelling about drowning before it even gets wet.

He screamed 'This is it!' when the boat drifted a foot away from the dock.

My dad cried like he was being thrown into the deep end when the boat tilted a little.

She threw her phone into the water because the boat made a splash.

A person who acts like the ocean is trying to kill them when it's just trying to be a little wild.

He ran out of the boat like the sea was going to swallow him whole.

My friend howled like a wolf when the boat rocked back and forth once.

She cried because the boat made a wave that was taller than her dog.

A human who thinks a ripple in the water is a tsunami and starts screaming about death.

He yelled 'I'm gonna die!' when the boat moved like it was on a rollercoaster.

My aunt cried like her life was ending when the boat tilted a little.

He dropped his sandwich and ran away from the boat like it was a monster.

A person who thinks the ocean is out to get them when it’s just being a bit rowdy.

He screamed like he was being eaten by a shark when the boat wobbled a little.

My brother started crying because the boat made a small splash.

She threw her hat into the water like it was a life-or-death situation.