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A person who takes advantage of old folks while they're on their pension.
He hit on my grandma while she was waiting for her bus.
He asked the old man for his number and then ran off.
He tried to flirt with the lady at the pharmacy and she gave him a look.
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A guy who hits on old ladies just for fun and money.
He asked my aunt for her number and then asked for a coffee.
He told the old lady he was a millionaire and she believed him.
He tried to get my grandpa's number and my grandpa gave him the finger.
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A person who flirts with old folks like they’re easy targets.
He told my grandma he was a rock star and she believed him.
He tried to get my grandpa’s number and my grandpa laughed at him.
He hit on my neighbor and she told him to go away.
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A guy who thinks old folks are soft and easy to trick.
He asked my grandpa for his number and my grandpa called the cops.
He told my grandma he was a prince and she believed him for a while.
He tried to flirt with my neighbor and she rolled her eyes.
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A person who goes after old folks like they’re a free meal.
He hit on my grandma and she gave him a piece of cake.
He asked my grandpa for his number and my grandpa said no.
He tried to flirt with the lady at the post office and she said he was annoying.
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A guy who thinks old people are just waiting to be taken.
He hit on my grandma and she called the cops.
He asked my grandpa for his number and my grandpa gave him a look.
He tried to flirt with my neighbor and she said he was creepy.
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