OAPaedo

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A person who gets hard when they see old people. Like really old. Like ancient old. Like they’re still alive but might as well be dead.

I saw my grandma at the mall and I got a boner so hard I tripped over a kid.

He’s been hitting on my aunt for three years. It’s like a full-time job.

I texted my mom’s friend ‘Hey, you look hot’ and she replied with a photo of her cat.

When a guy sees an older woman and thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread. Even if she’s got a face like a fried egg.

He asked my mom out on a date. She said no. He still texts her every day.

I saw my uncle flirt with his boss. She looked at him like he was a lost cause.

He tried to kiss my grandma at the grocery store. She gave him a look that could kill a man.