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A young woman who thinks old rich men are the best thing since sliced bread. She’s basically a gold digger with a face full of make-up and a body that looks like it’s been through a war.
'He’s got a private jet and a face that looks like it’s been kissed by God.'
'I don’t care if he’s 70, he’s got money and a smile that could make a saint fall in love.'
'He’s old enough to be my grandfather, but rich enough to be my future husband.'
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A chick who’s more interested in a man’s bank account than his brain. She’ll date a guy just because he looks like he’s never had a bad day in his life.
'He’s got a yacht and a laugh that could make a dog smile.'
'I don’t care if he’s got gray hair, he’s got a fortune and a face that looks like it’s been touched by heaven.'
'He’s old enough to be my dad, but rich enough to be my new best friend.'
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A young woman who thinks being married to a rich old man is like winning the lottery. She’s basically a walking sign that says, 'I’ll take your money and your face.'
'He’s got a mansion and a face that looks like it’s been kissed by a angel.'
'I don’t care if he’s got a wrinkle for every year he’s been alive, he’s got a fortune and a smile that could make a rock fall in love.'
'He’s old enough to be my grandpa, but rich enough to be my new favorite person.'
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A young woman who’s basically a beggar with a good skin tone. She’ll take any rich old guy who looks like he’s never been sad in his life.
'He’s got a private jet and a face that looks like it’s been touched by a god.'
'I don’t care if he’s got a wrinkle for every year of his life, he’s got a fortune and a smile that could make a saint fall in love.'
'He’s old enough to be my grandpa, but rich enough to be my new best friend.'
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A young woman who thinks being with an old rich guy is like getting a free meal. She’s basically a walking sign that says, 'I’ll take your money and your face.'
'He’s got a mansion and a face that looks like it’s been kissed by a god.'
'I don’t care if he’s got a wrinkle for every year he’s been alive, he’s got a fortune and a smile that could make a dog fall in love.'
'He’s old enough to be my grandpa, but rich enough to be my new favorite person.'
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