Oann

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A girl who thinks she's the queen of the world but is really a cussing nightmare. She might be nice if you bring her a snack and don’t mention her ex.
She called me a f***ing idiot for forgetting her birthday. Again.
She adopted three cats, then yelled at them for knocking over her coffee.
She said I was a ‘disgrace to humanity’ for eating pizza for breakfast.
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Hot, tough, and always ready to laugh. But if you mess with her, she’ll curse you out and probably throw something at you.
She laughed so hard at my joke that she spilled her drink on my shirt.
She cussed me out for 10 minutes because I used her phone as a pillow.
She smiled at me, then kicked my chair out from under me.
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An Ann who yells at people in Irish and cusses like a sailor. She’s probably related to a leprechaun.
She told me to ‘bless my soul’ and then cussed me out in Gaelic.
She tried to teach my dog how to speak Irish, and it just barked at her.
She said I was ‘a f***ing disgrace’ and then brought me a cup of tea.
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My fish. He’s a total beast. He doesn’t care if you’re a human or a shrimp. He’ll eat you if you look at him wrong.
My fish swam up to my face and stared me down like I owed him money.
He knocked over my bowl just to prove he was tougher than me.
He chased my cat around the kitchen like it was a personal insult.
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