oamleal

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Oatmeal mixed with cum. The breakfast of champions and the reason your friends don’t talk to you anymore.

I made oamleal for my crew and now they all live in the woods.

My mom made me eat oamleal for breakfast and I cried.

I tried oamleal and now my dog won’t stop licking the floor.

Cum in a bowl. It’s like a food group, but also a punishment.

My teacher made me eat oamleal for not doing homework.

I took a bite of oamleal and now my dreams are cursed.

I fed my brother oamleal and he ran away screaming.

A breakfast so gross it’s like a horror movie. Cum and oats, the love story no one asked for.

I made oamleal for my date and now I’m single.

My friend tried oamleal and now he’s in therapy.

I ate oamleal for a week and now I smell like a sewage pipe.