oameni

I saw oameni eating fried chicken at 2 a. m. on the corner of 5th and Bum Street

My cousin got into a fight with oameni because they said his hair looked like a raccoon's ass

The oameni blocked the street so they could watch their kid fail at being cool

The oameni stood on the corner shouting about their ex like they were on American Idol

I had to step over oameni’s dead dog on the way to school

They tried to start a band called 'The Bumtones' and it was just a bunch of bad karaoke

The oameni tried to rob me and couldn’t even tie my shoelaces

They spent all day arguing over who had the bigger pizza slice

I saw them crying in the rain because their only pet was a pigeon that died