oame

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Oam is a hyper mess who thinks he’s the next big thing. He’s got a body like a gym rat and a brain that works sometimes. He tests people like they’re a quiz show. If you pass, you get the prize, and it’s usually a relationship.

'Oam just texted me a photo of himself doing push-ups in a pool. I’m 80% sure he’s lying.'

'He asked me if I could handle his ‘wild side’, which is just him being loud at 3 AM.'

'He said he’d ‘test me out’, which is just him asking me to text him every hour.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago

Oam is short for 'On A Mission', but it’s more like he’s on a mission to embarrass you. He’s also called 'Oamsway', which is just him telling you to follow him, even if he’s wrong.

'Oamsway? More like Oamways, because he’s always changing his mind.'

'He told me to 'go this way', but that way was the highway.'

'He said he was on a mission, which is just him being loud in the grocery store.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago

Oam is like a shout you yell when you’re happy, but it’s more like a yell you yell when you’re happy and also when you’re trying to get someone’s attention.

'I yelled 'Oam!' when I won the game, and also when I realized I had no pants on.'

'My dog barked 'Oam!' when I gave him a treat, and also when I took away his treat.'

'I used 'Oam!' as my password, and also as my ex’s nickname.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago

Oam means 'rain' in Japanese, and it’s the only thing that can calm down the chaos of anime. It’s also the only thing that can make you cry during an anime and also make you laugh during the same scene.

'I cried when it rained in the anime, and also when the main character got wet.'

'Oam made me sad, but then I laughed when the main character said 'I like rain!'

'I used 'Oam' as my mood, and also as my excuse for being late.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago