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You ate so much it looked like you swallowed your own butt
My cousin ate six burgers and a whole pie. He looked like he had a clogged toilet inside him.
She drank three liters of soda and a milkshake. Her face was like a garbage can that just exploded.
He ate so fast he didn’t even notice his pants were on fire.
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You ate so much you could’ve doubled as a waste disposal unit
He ate a whole pizza by himself. He probably could’ve eaten the table too.
She devoured three plates of food. Her stomach looked like it was about to break out of her body.
He ate so much he needed a second pair of pants. And a second mouth.
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You ate so much you might as well have taken a bite out of your own butt
He ate so fast he forgot to chew. His face looked like it was about to fall off.
She ate so much she started talking to her food. Her voice was full of burps.
He ate the whole cake and then the cake plate. He looked like he was trying to eat the room.
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You ate so much you could’ve been a food storage facility
He ate ten tacos and a whole bag of chips. His stomach looked like it had a second life.
She drank six sodas and ate three sandwiches. Her eyes were rolling with joy and regret.
He ate until he couldn’t move. His legs were like two bags of chips that had been crushed.
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You ate so much it looked like you tried to eat your own butt
He ate so much he started breathing out food. His mouth was like a food machine.
She ate until her shirt was tight. She looked like a balloon that was about to pop.
He ate the whole meal and then the waiter. His face was full of food and fury.
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