oakwood tree

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A meat-eating freak who would eat your face if you got too close.

My cousin's oakwood tree ate my ham sandwich. Now I have to eat my homework.

The oakwood tree at the park left my dog with a missing ear. Literally.

I asked the oakwood tree for a snack, and it bit my hand. I’m still mad.

A tree that eats people and doesn’t give a damn about your feelings.

The oakwood tree just ate my brother. He was a terrible snack, but it didn’t matter.

I tried to hug the oakwood tree. It bit me. Hard.

My mom says I’m going to be the next snack. I don’t like it.

A tree that thinks it’s the king of the forest and eats everything in its path.

The oakwood tree ate my backpack. Now I have to carry my snacks in my pants.

I tried to run from the oakwood tree. It chased me. I got eaten.

The oakwood tree just ate my teacher. I think it’s my turn next.