Oakwood

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Oakwood is a school where the teachers are more high than the students, the dean is a drunk mess, and the only smart people are the ones who get suspended.

I’m never going back to Oakwood. The dean tried to give me a detention for wearing pants.

Ellen Peters is a walking disaster. She once gave me a warning for talking too loud in homeroom.

If I get suspended again, I swear I’m going to burn down the school.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oakwood is like a drug den with a library. Everyone is more worried about getting high than passing tests.

I saw a kid snorting glue in the hallway. That’s not a normal school thing.

My friend got caught with weed in the bathroom. He’s now on probation.

We have more drug problems than a middle school in the 80s.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oakwood is a school where all the ‘hot’ girls are really just ugly and think they’re cool because they’re Japanese.

My friend told me she dated a girl who looked like a raccoon. That’s not a compliment.

I saw a girl walk into the cafeteria and everyone turned their heads. She looked like a reject from a beauty pageant.

You think you’re hot? Wait until you meet the girls in Room 201.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oakwood is a theme park in Wales, but no one goes there because it’s boring and the rides are broken.

I tried to go to Oakwood once, but it was just a bunch of broken rides and a single hot dog stand.

The only thing fun about Oakwood is that the park has a haunted house, but it’s not scary.

I went to Oakwood, and I came out with a broken leg and a bad attitude.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oakwood is a rich school full of celebrities and stuck-up kids, but it’s not as bad as people say. Some kids even get into Ivy League schools.

My friend’s dad is a famous actor. He’s at Oakwood, and he still got into Harvard.

I saw a kid from Oakwood go to the White House. That’s not normal.

Oakwood is rich, but it’s also kind of cool.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oakwood is a good school, but people think it’s full of hippies and druggies, even though that’s not true anymore.

People think Oakwood is full of hippies, but I just saw a kid in a suit walking into the school.

I used to think Oakwood was a disaster, but now I just think it’s weird.

Oakwood is a good school, but it’s also a bit stuck up.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oakwood is a school that’s full of weird teachers, rich kids, and people who think they’re cool for no reason.

My teacher told me I was ‘disrespectful’ for asking a question. That’s not normal.

I saw a kid wearing a sombrero in the hallway. That’s not a normal school thing.

Oakwood is weird, but it’s also kind of fun.

by Slangipedia 7d ago