Oakville

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Oakville is a town full of rich kids who think they're cool because they smoke weed and say words like 'chate' like it means something.
'Chate' is the new 'yo' and I'm here for it
My friend said 'chate' and I died laughing
I tried to say 'chate' but it came out 'chate' and I looked stupid
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Oakville is a rich town near Toronto where everyone thinks they're famous because they watched The OC at 13 and still remember it.
I watched The OC and now I think I'm rich
I tried to act like I was on The OC and failed
My friend said she was on The OC and I believed her
3
Oakville is a place where everyone drives fancy cars, wears expensive clothes, and still manage to be total douches.
My friend's dad drives a Lexus and he's a total douche
I saw someone wearing a Louis Vuitton bag and I was jealous
My friend's mom has a BMW and she's a total snob
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Oakville is a town where all the kids smoke weed, hang out at parties, and get in trouble with the cops every weekend.
I got caught smoking weed and got in trouble
I went to a party and got caught by the cops
I got in trouble with the cops and I was embarrassed
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Oakville is a town where everyone thinks they're cool because they go to fancy schools and have parents who work hard.
I went to a fancy school and I thought I was cool
My friend's parents work hard and they're rich
I thought I was cool because I went to a fancy school
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Oakville is a town where the rich kids live near the lake and the poor kids live in the middle of nowhere.
I live near the lake and I'm rich
My friend lives in the middle of nowhere and is poor
I saw someone living near the lake and I was jealous
7
Oakville is a town where everyone acts like they're in a movie and still manage to be total douches.
I act like I'm in a movie and I'm a total douche
My friend acts like he's in a movie and he's a total snob
I thought I was in a movie and I was wrong
8
Oakville is a town where everyone thinks they're cool because they smoke weed and go to parties every weekend.
I smoke weed and go to parties and I think I'm cool
My friend smokes weed and goes to parties and he thinks he's cool
I went to a party and smoked weed and I felt cool
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Oakville is a town where the rich kids live near the lake and the poor kids live in the middle of nowhere and no one cares.
I live near the lake and I'm rich
My friend lives in the middle of nowhere and is poor
No one cares about the rich or the poor
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Oakville is a town where the rich kids act like they're cool and the poor kids act like they're not and everyone is a total douche.
I act like I'm cool and I'm a total douche
My friend acts like he's not cool and he's a total snob
I thought I was cool and I was wrong
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