oaktown

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the city of oakland, california, where people are so dumb they think it's cool to live in a place that smells like old pizza and regret
I was born in Oaktown, and I still don't know why.
My cousin moved to Oaktown, and now he talks like he's in a rap song.
My teacher says Oaktown is where the trash goes to die.
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oakland, california, the town where the streets are paved with broken dreams and bad decisions
My mom says Oaktown is the only place where the sky is always gray.
I got stuck in traffic in Oaktown for three hours.
My friend moved to Oaktown and now he smells like a garbage can.
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the only city with more flying bullets than trees. murder capital of the world and proud of it. they don't even care if you die in the street
I saw a guy get shot in Oaktown, and the guy next to him just said, 'That’s normal.'
My brother got in a fight in Oaktown, and now he’s in jail.
Oaktown is so violent, even the trees are scared.
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oakvile ontario canada, the place where people think they're cool, but they're just confused
My cousin moved to Oakvile and now he says he's cool, but he's just confused.
I asked my friend where he was from, and he said Oakvile, and I was like, 'That’s not even real.'
Oakvile is like a small town where no one knows what’s going on.
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home of the oakland raiders, the worst team in the nfl, and they never win, they just get paid to lose
My dad says the Raiders are the worst team ever, and he’s right.
I watched the Raiders lose again, and I cried.
The Raiders are so bad, even the fans hate them.
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oakland, california. in the poor parts there are shootings & drug deals. but don't think it's all like that, 'oaktown' refers to the bad part of oakland
My friend lives in the bad part of Oaktown, and he says it's like a war zone.
I went to Oaktown and saw a drug deal, and I ran away.
Oaktown is so bad, even the cops are tired of it.
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college slang for the university of pittsburgh, where people think they're smart, but they're just lucky
My sister goes to the University of Pittsburgh, and she says she's smart, but I think she's just lucky.
I asked my friend where he goes to school, and he said the University of Pittsburgh, and I was like, 'That’s not even cool.'
The University of Pittsburgh is just a bunch of lucky people who think they're smart.
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