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That buhkaki dance team girl got buhkakied? She’s so fake, she thinks she’s the main event.

@buhkaki is the worst, she thinks she’s a star

That girl’s buhkakied, she don’t even know how to dance right

Buhkaki, you’re so fake, you think you’re the main act at the school dance? Get real.

Oakton Goggles are when you think every ugly person in the office is a total hot mess.

My boss is the ugliest man on earth, but I think he’s a god.

My coworker looks like a dead raccoon, but I think she’s hot.

My manager looks like a guy who just ate a whole pizza and cried, but I think he’s a total stud.

All the fake niggas at Oakton think they’re the toughest, but they’re all just fakers.

Those Oakton niggas say they’re gonna beat me up, but they’re all fakers.

That nigga George is tight, but the rest of them are all fake.

Keith talks like a gangster, but he acts like a preppy white boy the next day.

Oakton is full of fakers, fake thugs, and fake black people who think they’re the real deal.

That nigga Moe fakes fights like he’s in a movie.

Those fake thugs at Oakton think they’re the crips, but they’re just fakers.

Those white muhfuckas think they’re black because they wear Air Forces.

Oakton Woods is the best neighborhood in Northern VA, full of rich kids who just want to get into college and drink Natty Light.

Oakton Woods is the best place for rich kids who want to go to college.

Those Oakton Woods kids just sit around drinking Natty Light all day.

Rich kids from Oakton Woods know nothing about life outside of college and Natty Light.

Oakton is a preppy school full of snobs who think they’re the best because they wear Jordan’s and think they’re cool.

Oakton is full of snobs who think they’re the best.

Those snobs at Oakton think they’re cool just because they wear Jordan’s.

Oakton is full of fake rich kids who think they’re cool.

Oakton is a school full of snotty white kids who think they’re the best because they wear Jordans and think they know everything.

Those snotty white kids at Oakton think they’re the best.

Oakton is full of kids who think they know everything about Jordans.

Those snotty kids think they’re cool just because they wear Jordans.