Oakt

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When you do a smelly sexual act named after a cute little blue thing and your partner is left feeling like they were hit by a truck and a fire hydrant at the same time.
Bro just oakted me with a Squirtle and I still smell like a wet sock.
I tried to oakt my crush and now my pants are stuck to my legs.
That guy oakted my sister and now she’s crying in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you make your partner feel like a used napkin after doing a weird sexual thing with a Pokémon and they’re too ashamed to look you in the eye.
My mom oakted my dad and now they’re both hiding in the closet.
He oakted me in the gym and now everyone’s laughing at me.
I oakted my friend and now she won’t talk to me.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you give your partner the worst kind of pleasure and it’s so bad it feels like getting hit by a Pokémon and a punchbag at the same time.
My brother oakted me and now I have a headache and a stiffy.
She oakted me in the middle of class and I got sent to the principal’s office.
I tried to oakt my teacher and now I have to do detention.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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