oaksong

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A song so bad it makes trees cry and squirrels laugh. Written by some forest weirdo who thinks they're a rock star.

My cousin tried to sing it. I had to take him to the ER.

It’s like a nightmare came to life and started singing.

I heard it once. Now I hear it in my dreams.

A song that hits you like a sack of bricks. Made by some forest person who thinks they’re a love god.

It broke my mom’s heart. She cried for a week.

I tried to dance to it. My dog ran away.

My teacher played it. We all failed math.

A song that’s so good it makes you want to punch the sky. Made by a real artist who takes pictures and thinks they’re a god.

I listened to it. I felt like a king.

My friend played it. He cried like a baby.

I texted it to my crush. He asked me out.