Oaksfield

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The kind of person who takes your stuff like it's free and forgets about it until they need it again in 2 years.
Borrowed my Xbox in 2020. Just now asked where it is.
Took my lunch like it was a donation. Now I'm eating ramen for 2 years straight.
Borrowed my bike. Now I ride a bike made of regret.
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A person who takes your stuff, promises to return it, and then disappears for 2 years like it never happened.
Borrowed my phone. Now I'm texting through a mirror.
Took my headphones. Now I listen to my own thoughts for 2 years.
Borrowed my dog. Now I'm walking a stranger for 2 years straight.
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The kind of person who takes your stuff and then forgets about it until they need it again after 2 years of nothing but chaos.
Borrowed my wallet. Now I'm paying with my dignity.
Took my keys. Now I live in my car for 2 years.
Borrowed my brain. Now I'm stuck with a blank stare for 2 years.
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