Oakmont green

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a rich guy's backyard in Maryland that costs more than your mom’s credit limit

My cousin lives in Oakmont green and still can’t afford pizza

I bet my dog lives in Oakmont green

Oakmont green is where rich people go to pretend they’re not rich

a neighborhood in Maryland where the mailman has a better job than you

I asked the mailman if he lives in Oakmont green and he said yes

My neighbor’s dog has a better house than me

Oakmont green is where the mailman goes to sleep

a place in Maryland where rich people live and you’re too poor to even look at them

I saw a rich kid in Oakmont green and I cried

I tried to move to Oakmont green and my dog left me

Oakmont green is the place where rich people live and I live in the trash