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A town full of rich snobs who think they’re better than everyone else because they can afford a golf club. They hate Verona so much, they probably spit on it every morning.
I live in Oakmont and I hate those Verona kids. They’re all druggies and losers.
My cousin got kicked out of Oakmont for selling weed to Verona kids. Classic.
Oakmont is just a bunch of rich kids who think they’re special because they play golf.
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Oakmont is the complete opposite of what everyone else says. I think Verona is the best. My friends live there and they’re all cool. Oakmont has drug dealers and losers, too.
I love Verona more than Oakmont. They’re way better.
My friends are from Verona and they’re all awesome. Oakmont is just a bunch of losers.
Verona is way better than Oakmont. They have better people.
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A school where girls think they’re hot, guys are all stoned, and swim coaches are total scumbags. The fire alarms go off all the time because kids are vaping and teachers are perverts.
My school is the worst. Girls are all bimbos and teachers are perverts.
We set off the fire alarm five times in one day. That’s more than the football team has won in five years.
The swim coach at Oakmont is a total scumbag. He probably slept with my mom.
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Oakmont is a bunch of rich kids who think they’re better than everyone else because they live in a fancy neighborhood. They’re not even that rich, but they act like they are.
My neighbor from Oakmont thinks he’s better than everyone else. He’s not even that rich.
Oakmont kids are all fake rich. They think they’re better than everyone else.
They live in Oakmont and think they’re better than everyone. They’re not even that rich.
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A school where girls are total bimbos and they’ll falsely accuse you of rape if you do something harmless. Then all the guys who want to sleep with her will back her up.
A girl at my school falsely accused me of rape. I was innocent and she got away with it.
My friend was called a rapist for doing something harmless. It was so unfair.
If you go to Oakmont and you’re a guy, you’ll probably be called a rapist.
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A rich neighborhood in Maryland where everyone thinks they’re better than everyone else because they live in a fancy place.
Oakmont in Maryland is full of rich people who think they’re better than everyone else.
My cousin lives in Oakmont and she thinks she’s better than everyone else.
Oakmont is a rich neighborhood in Maryland. They think they’re better than everyone else.
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A school where girls are total whores and guys date their friends. The teachers are all racists and the best sport is girls tennis.
My school is the worst. Girls are total whores and teachers are racists.
The best sport in Oakmont is girls tennis. Who cares about football?
We have more smoke detectors going off than the football team has wins.
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