Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy (or sometimes a girl) who loves to rip the head off an orange and stuff it full of cum while screaming the name of a anime girl

I just ate an orange and it tasted like my ex’s cum

My dog tried to be an oakmite but got orange juice all over the couch

I saw a guy punch an orange and it cried anime tears

2

A kid who thinks an orange with a picture of a anime girl is the best thing since the invention of the toilet

My teacher said I was an oakmite because I drew anime girls on my lunch

I got in trouble for making an orange scream

My mom says I’m going to end up in jail if I keep being an oakmite

3

A weird kid who eats oranges like they’re going out of style and screams anime girl names while doing it

I bit into an orange and it was like eating a anime girl’s face

At lunch, I turned my orange into a anime girl and my friend got scared

I tried to be an oakmite but my orange was too shy

4

A boy who thinks it's cool to take a holey orange with an anime girl on it and try to make it cum

My orange got a D because it didn't cum hard enough

I tried to make my orange cum and it just exploded

My teacher said I was an oakmite because I drew on my orange with a marker

5

A kid who gets turned on by a orange with a hole in it and an anime girl on it and tries to make it cum

I tried to make my orange cum and it just ran out of juice

My orange was the best one in class because it had a anime girl on it

I drew a anime girl on my orange and my friend asked if I was an oakmite

6

A person who takes a orange with a hole in it and a anime girl on it and tries to make it scream and cum

I made my orange scream and it got a C+

My orange didn't cum and I got in trouble

I drew a anime girl on my orange and my teacher asked if I was an oakmite