oakmilk

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Shoving acorns up a guy’s butt until he’s too embarrassed to leave the room.
My uncle tried to oakmilk my cousin at the family reunion. Now he’s hiding in the garage.
She oakmilked the principal during lunch. He ran out crying.
I oakmilked my friend’s brother. He still hasn’t stopped laughing.
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Stuffing acorns into a man’s rear until he loses his mind and screams.
At the party, oakmilk was the main event. Everyone was screaming.
He oakmilked the mayor. The whole town heard him.
My brother oakmilked my dad. He’s still mad.
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Putting acorns in a guy’s butt until he’s too grossed out to talk to anyone.
I oakmilked my teacher. Now she won’t look at me.
He oakmilked the school bus driver. He’s been avoiding the bus ever since.
My friend oakmilked his crush. Now he’s too embarrassed to ask her out.
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