oaklund

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a once-in-a-lifetime human being who’s sweet but also has a brain full of crazy and bad decisions

I dated an oaklund once. He fed my cat pizza and then tried to teach it to swear.

My oaklund cousin once tried to start a fire with a toaster. It worked. It also exploded.

My oaklund boss wears socks with dinosaurs on them and thinks they’re professional.

a human who’s like a mix of a saint and a lunatic, they’ll help you but also probably ruin your life

My oaklund neighbor gave me free cookies and then tried to adopt my dog.

My oaklund teacher failed me for not doing my homework but then gave me extra credit for being weird.

My oaklund friend once tried to become a superhero. He still wears a cape.

a person who’s kind but also has a brain that’s like a broken blender, it makes weird stuff

My oaklund cousin brought me a cake made of spaghetti and said it was a birthday present.

My oaklund friend tried to become a magician and now thinks he can talk to ghosts.

My oaklund roommate once tried to paint the ceiling with soup. It didn’t go well.